Roasting "Apple Black Origins: The Spectrum and the Spectre" Chapters 2-4
BREAKING NEWS: Opal has vitiligo and white hair now
Chapter 2: Spectre Freed.
Opening line:Β
Reagus probably considered himself a good man.
Well, does he or not? Youβre the narrator, dipshit. If You donβt know if he considered himself a good man, how the fuck am I supposed to know? Tell me he has conflicting feelings, tell me he wishes he could consider himself a good man. All of this mush-mouth hesitation is making me fucking insane.
So we do learn that Reagus, a former doctor, has a terminally ill wife and daughteru, and this has lead to some bad life choices. The text explains:Β
Driven by an insatiable desire to save his family, Reagus delved into more questionable and unconventional means in his quest for a cure. He explored the realms of forbidden knowledge, crossing ethical boundaries that he had once sworn to uphold. His desperation led him to secret societies, enigmatic texts, and mysterious elixirs to pursue a remedy that could heal his wife and daughter.
Iβm guessing this is the kind of kooky experimental science youβd see in Fullemetal Alchemist and not Breaking Bad (finally we know where something falls on the cottagecore to trailerpark spectrum). But Iβm hazy on what he did wrong. Are we talking outright human experimentation, or did he test a new shampoo on his flying monkey?
A paragraph later, we get the point hammered home again: βThe guilt he carried for not being able to find a cure within the boundaries of conventional medicine haunted him daily.β
And, look- I donβt know dick about shit when it comes to grammar. But that sentence feels wrong. There has to be a better way to say that. And why even say it? I got your point, the dude feels bad, cβmon, wrap it up while weβre young, thereβs a line out the door for the confessional booth.Β
Alright, before I get too caught up in this dog-awful sentence structures, let me bulletpoint summarize this chapter:
We meet Gideon (Codename: Blink Spectre) and Reagus (Codename: Father Nature)
Theyβre part of the 13 Ghosts, a super elite squad that does.. stuff
Their leader is Black Maria, whoβs described as βType Aβ but sheβs constantly lashing out and yelling, so, thereβs that.
The 13 Ghosts are actually being mind controlled
Gideon and Reagus joined the 13 Ghosts with hopes of changing the world? I think?
The Onyx, a rival gang, attacks the 13 Ghosts. Maria wants their leader alive, Gideon and Reagus donβt. They let him live, but with Serious damage
Gideon and Reagus go in a temple and find the Lock of Dreams, which is a pretty powerful MacGuffin
Btw, Willow was in a wooden box the whole time???? And they pry her open
Willow has no idea whatβs going on (me neither LOL) but Gideon promises to tell her βeverythingβ.
They tell Willow to give up on Hogwarts, itβs too corrupt and she wouldnβt fit in
Meanwhile, Gideon and Reagus play a game of Nuori, βa strategic board game akin to chess but with its unique set of rules and complexitiesβ.Β
So Iβm assuming all of the stuff with the 13 Ghosts makes sense to guys who read the manga, but goddamn this chapter was rough lol. Also, I thought this was a flashback, but it turns out Willow was tucked away in a box, Nezuko-style.
Btw, Gideon and Reagus feel like the same character (while I was writing this I accidentally called them βBlink and Spectreβ because my mind melded them into the same character, so, my bad if find/replace missed one). Theyβre both oldheads withΒ deep regrets over not being a better husband/father. One has a dead wife and kid, the otherβs wife is just distant. I canβt remember which oneβs which, but I do think itβs huh-larious that weβre now 3 for 3 in making every male character a Husband whoβs a Good Guy, with Regrets. Is this reparations for all of the shonen manga where the only chick was either a girlfriend or a mom?
Also I need to talk about Nuori, the Chess-like strategy game. Because itβs written exactly like Chess. So Iβm wondering, alright, level with me, exactly why canβt they just play Chess?
Okay, whatβs cool about 3gatsu no Lion is you donβt need to know shoji to understand that anime, but knowing shoji will upgrade your appreciation for the narrative. Inversely, if a characterβs reputation is an artistic genius, the story will often go out of its way to obscure their paintings (I call this the βUnseen Legacyβ trope, because I couldnβt find a legit Tv tropes entry for this). Everyone around them in-universe can hype them up as being brilliant, and your mind will fill in the blanks. This is because if you actually see their painting, thereβs a chance youβll react with, βOh, that doesnβt look that great,β and the entire narrative crumbles.
So Iβm trying to think of exactly why these characters are playing a game similar to Chess, but not exactly Chess. This isnβt, say, Yugioh or No Game No Life, where our high-IQ puzzle master has crafted a new game to test their opponentβs critical thinking. No, these characters are pretty much just playing chess, making Chess metaphors, and any differences between Chess and Nuori outside of their name goes unmentioned.
I searched βNuoriβ so you can see what I mean:
Now, you may notice - Nuori does return in chapter 11. But weβre not learning its rules, we just learn some asshole has a wand in the shape of a Nuori piece.
So it makes even less sense that theyβd use a made-up game! If you say your wand is in the shape of a bishop or the queen, thatβs an immediate visual. If your OCβs are too special for chess and too high-IQ for tic-tac-toe, you can say theyβre playing chaturangaβΒ a game from 6th century India thatβs said to be the common ancestor of chess, shoji, and a whole lotta other chess-like games.
The rules of chaturanga arenβt completely known to historians, and it has a kickass elephant piece- so if your characters are playing chaturanga, you can make your cool chess metaphors, you can give your guy a distinct wand inspired by the game, you seem Very Cultured for knowing what this is, and you donβt have to go into detail about how itβs played since thereβs no one who can say youβre doing it βwrongβ.
But what did we get instead? A new game, thatβs vaguely Chess-likeβ¦ but I have no idea how itβs played, so we canβt even get into how Reagus and Gideonβs gameplay mirrors their IRL stratergery techniques.
(Btw, does chess even exist in their world? Does nuori have the same roots as chess/shoji and, this being an alternate world, nuori is the result of a unique evolutionary trajectory? Why can these characters openly reference rumplestilskin, but playing chess is too far???)
This comes off as someone whoβs too dumb to know about chess, writing chess. Which is why I brought up the βunseen legacyβ trope- Iβm weirdly reminded of that technique here. I just donβt understand why theyβre doing it. Chess is a little more objective than painting, and youβre not going to ruin any sort of narrative illusion if you see people playing it. The only reason to obscure this game and not discuss their strategy is if you yourself donβt know how to write it. In which case, why even have them play it at all? Dude, itβs fine if you canβt play chess, I canβt either, but I make up for it by being really, really funny (people are laughing at me, not with me, but you take what you can when youβre too dumb for chess).
Chapter 3: Hollow
Opening Line:
The relentless tick of the wall clock reverberated through the room, each sound amplifying the unbearable ache in Harlemβs heart.
Harlem, aka Willow and Opalβs mom, sure is worried that Willow is missing. Suddenly, Pappa Wantmore (Uzoh Olaocha) shows up. Harlem and Uzoh bicker since Uzoh isnβt around. Uzoh learns Willowβs missing and he dashes off, determined to find her.
Btw, this book keeps insisting you know Pappa and Mamma Wantmoreβs actual names. We canβt just call them pa and ma. Even when Willow thinks back to her mom in chapter 1, weβre told βShe recalled a piece of familial wisdom from Harlem, her mother.β I get it, we want to give our characters some agency other than being The Mom, so weβre going to address her by her name. Itβs a nice sentiment, but Harlem hasnβt done much other than being a mom.
We cut back to Willow and Gideon, who are setting out for adventure. Willow isnβt so sure about this, considering the whole, yβknow, kidnapping thing. But she thinks Gideon is most likely a good guy since heβs such good friends with Reagus. This is the fastest and flimsiest Iβve ever seen an abuser graced with forgiveness.
Gideon and Reagus are pretty damn similar, so it doesnβt say much that theyβre both so friendly with each other. If Reagus was the homeless guy under the bridge who has a reputation for flinging his own shit and Gideon showed him unwavering forgiveness, even after todayβs freshly-flung shit landed squarely in his latte, that would speak a little more to his character.
Itβd be cool if Willow decided Gideon is legit since he plays nuori instead of chess. Then the sudden introduction of nuori would serve a purpose other than βweβre a special fantasy world without chess.β
Look- I donβt care about art being morally pure. I know I make that point a lot, but I want to be sure anyone overly concerned about keeping a strictly βethicalβ media diet buzzes off. So when I cringe at Willow forgiving her kidnapper, itβs more from the angle of βwow, this is narratively clumsyβ and less βthatβs heckin problematique, Yikes.β
But with that in mind: This surprise kidnapping takes a very groomer-y turn. I donβt know how else to describe what Iβm looking at here. It feels like grooming. Hereβs some of the main points they hit in their conversation:
Reagus tells Willow that Gideon can unlock the full potential of her wand
In this tough-guy world, itβs best youβre prepared. Since Gideon wasnβt prepared, thatβs why his daughteru died, and he wishes she was still around so he could teach her (bizarre thing to bring up to someone you just kidnapped, but, sure)
Gideon says to Willow that sheβll be safer with him than she would at Hogwarts
And, actually, itβs better she drops out of Hogwarts all together since that place is so full of corruption
Gideon and Willow both have golden wands, passed down from their fathers, which means they have sooo much in common
Cβmon. This shit is weird. At least with romance stories that have a kidnapping element (Iβm thinking Beauty and the Beast or Ancient Magus Bride), we can see the greater metaphorical wish fulfillment. It can range from βwhat if the guy Iβm arranged-married with, eventually, turned sweetβ to βwhat if I didnβt have to worry about romance, and was put on the fast-track to love without thinking about it.β
Gideonβs βappealβ is heβs the lesser of two evils. Willow doesnβt have much of a choice but to accept him, since sheβs already been kidnapped. And really - if this was going for a romance angle, I would understand, metaphorically, what theyβre trying to say here. But they clearly arenβt. This is more of a (surrogate) father/daughter relationship, and, yes, this does make the whole thing weirder. The notion of βYou can trust me, Iβd be a good dadβ doesnβt make him feel trustworthy. It makes him feel like a predator.
If Gideon was age downed to be Boyfriend Age and the two had an instant spark, thatβs stronger motivation for Willow to be on board: she thinks this guyβs cute, so sure, sheβll drop out of Hogwarts for him. Itβs still a bit shaky, but in that instance Willow would have a drop more agency in this decision. Iβd also understand her motivation, even if itβs stupid and hormone-driven. Instead weβre hit with βwell, this guy whoβs roughly dad-shaped said Hogwarts is bad, so Iβm dropping out and going on an adventure with himβ like, broooo! So many red flags!!!
Unfortunately, this segment has pretty okay writing, yβknow, from a technical standpoint. Gideonβs still in the process of undoing his brainwashing from the 13 Ghosts, he still feels βmore machine than manβ. We see him slightly regain his personhood, but heβs still emotionally held back. Being around Willow, who reminds him of his daughteru, helps him feel more alive and recapture some of his humanity.
I said before that this book had a problem of presenting wildly contradictory informationβstuff that makes sense conceptually, but itβs presented so clumsily that it felt like a mood whiplash. This is the first time where we were able to see strong depths of emotion presented so smoothly. Too bad its in the chapter about grooming, lol.
I would speculate that maybe this chapter was punched up with a second draft so it felt a little less molster-y, but weβre treated to New contradictory information! Willow speculates that her Dad βleft us because my sisterβs and my skin got worse as we got olderβ. And a little later, they say it again: βThe shared skin condition with her sister.β
Uhβ¦ no oneβs mentioned Opal has vitiligo until now, what the fuck? If she has it, itβs nowhere visible, so thanks for making me the pervert and wondering where itβs hidden.
Itβs also news that Dad walked out because of your vitiligo. Hereβs what they said back in chapter 1:
But as she grew older, the absence of his physical presence began to weigh heavily on her heart. She longed for a father-daughter relationship beyond the tales and legends, where she could feel his guiding hand and hear his words of wisdom. The memories of his sporadic visits, filled with fleeting moments of tenderness and warmth, were cherished fragments of her past. Willow couldnβt help but wonder about his choices, the paths he had walked, and the reasons that had led him to venture far from their family. She yearned to understand the man behind the legend, to unravel the mysteries of his heart and mind. In her heart, there was a profound desire to bridge the gap that had grown between them, to share the experiences and moments that father and daughter should have cherished together. While undeniably awe-inspiring, his legacy served as a bittersweet reminder of the fatherly love she had missed, a passion she had craved all her life.
If heβs hittin the bricks because of your skin condition, why didnβt you say it then???
Anyway, Willow says that her dad used to tell her stories about Pargon Forest, so thatβs where Gideon and Willow decide to go. Even here, when Willowβs taking some initiative, itβs pretty much a hunch, and itβs only because of something her dad said. Youβd think with the cover art featuring the protagonist mean-mugging the camera, sheβd have a little more agency in this story, lmaooo!!!
Chapter 4: Ambush
Opening line:
The air hung heavy with an unspoken tension as Gideon and Willow made their way deeper into the Pargon Forest.
So Gideon and Willow are going through the spooky forest, when they suddenly find poachers trying to capture a unicorn. Gideon sees this as a springboard for a Teachable Moment- heβs going to give her a summary of Edenβs political landscape. And basically, the guys running the show are corrupt, so thereβs rebels, who βshare a common hatred for the current rulers of Eden, a sentiment borne from years of oppression and loss.β
But the thing is-okay, stay with me here, this is gonna get complicated for anyone without a polisci degree- some of the Rebels, although theyβre justified in their anger, take things Too Far.
I hope you can hear my sarcasm through the text. Youβd think Willow wouldβve picked up on these broader political happenings, like, I donβt know if her trailer shack/magic toadstool gets CNN, but this is the most middle-of-the-road, ho-hum political take.
This is a magic world, so I want to know how magic factors into this: is magic exclusive to those in power? Do the rebels have a secret stash of the ultra-powerful magical Black fruits?? If thereβs nothing fantastical at play, youβve just served me a dumbed down summary of BLM versus da guberment.
Anyway, some mean olβ poachers are trying to capture a unicorn, and Willow takes this personally.
A vivid flashback transported her to a time when she fiercely defended her younger sister from the cruel taunts of bullies who singled them out for the unique splotches of lighter tones decorating their skin. The echoes of hurtful words and mocking laughter resurfaced, and Willow felt the weight of the past press upon her. Just as she and her sister had been unfairly targeted for their unique appearance, the Pegasus she and Gideon had just freed faced a similar plight. Its ethereal beauty, embodied in the delicate, sought-after horn made it a target for exploitation. Willowβs heart ached with a profound empathy, a shared understanding of the injustice that comes with being prized or persecuted solely based on appearance.
βI think Iβll call you Jupiter.β Willow whispered through a bittersweet smile. The Pegasus snorted agreeing to the name before taking flight. Its wings cutting through the air, Willow reflected on her connection with the mystical creature. Their shared vulnerability of being singled out for something beyond oneβs control forged a bond between Willow and the Pegasus, both victims of a world that often failed to recognize the inherent value beneath the surface.
This book keeps making this point- this is something I canβt control, I was born this way, how awful is it that Iβm singled out for something I canβt help, etc etc. I get the angst (really) butβ¦ likeβ¦ It shouldnβt matter if you can control it or not. Itβs shitty youβre getting bullied. Who cares if the bullies are singling you out for something you βcanβt control.β This implies a distinction between justified and unjustified bullying.
Iβm about to deliver something more nuanced than the political system of Eden and the rebel forces, so Iβll try to keep it simple: I like Lady Gaga, but I do not like the messaging in the song βBorn This Wayβ.
When I hear this song, I have to reassure myself with the usual 5-point process:
Songs arenβt literal, theyβre poetry
The general vibe of the song is βI am who I amβ
Lady Gaga is very cool, and will never hurt me, and that Joker sequel is gonna be sick
Ignore the lyrics, the actual song slaps
This isnβt meant to be a hardline stance on nature vs. nurture
And yetβ¦
I donβt like it. I know positing that being queer could ever be a choice or based in environment can be deeply offensive, so, uh, I guess youβll have to get offended. Iβm not interested in taking a hardline stance on this issue: Iβm saying it shouldnβt matter if itβs nature or nurture.
This opinion comes with privilege, since for a long time there was the pervasive narrative of βpray the gay away.β Homosexuality was seen as a βlifestyleβ choice based in sin. Framing gay as genetic is as much a diffusion of responsibility as it is an extension of compassion. My opinion that βborn this way Badβ is dismissive if weβre approaching from that angle. Iβll give you that.
If you, yourself, feel you were born this way, if you were told "pray the gay awayββ Iβm legitimately not trying to single you out or saying youβre wrong. Youβre not. I donβt want you to feel attacked. Iβm only here to invalidate the experience of SaturdayAM fans.
And with all of those qualifiers on the table: The βBorn this wayβ mindset, when taken to its extreme, invalidates these people:
People who awaken to their sexuality later in life
People who identify a certain way as a trauma response
Guys who suck dick but only because itβs actually pretty funny
If thatβs a little too convoluted (since Iβm railing against a well-intentioned pop slogan that has a decent enough footing in reality), letβs turn to the HIV/AIDS crisis: formerly seen as a βgayβ disease only affecting drug/sex addicts. Should we only extend empathy for HIV patients who contracted it prenatally? What about those who got the disease from a bad blood transfusion? How many partners does someone need to have before theyβve contracted aids the βbadβ way?
Thereβs all sorts of hypotheticals about βgoodβ and βbadβ HIV/AIDS patients, but itβs all the same disease. In theory, how someone contracted it shouldnβt matter. Anyone with HIV/AIDS is deserving of compassion, and itβs better we leave the victim blaming at the door.
Anyway, vitiligo and being a unicorn are 100% something you canβt control. But this bookβs insistence on βWe canβt help it, why are we being bullied when we canβt help itβ like, bro, kindly shut the Fuck! up about Born This Way. If you didnβt have vitiligo, your bullies would make fun of you for being poor or having shitty clothes. Thatβs what bullies do. Do you think if you werenβt born with vitiligo, theyβd be totally cool with you and let you sit at their lunch table?
And, Obviously, if you have vitiligo, youβve definitely had to deal with some shit. If you didnβt have vitiligo, youβd have an easier time socializing and existing in this world. My long-winded point: dwelling on how your bullies just donβt understand you canβt help it is incredibly petty and narrow-minded.
But I shouldnβt expect them to think this through when they couldnβt even proofread basic character information.
Remember back in chapter 3, we learn that Opal has vitiligo? I was imagining it must be a little splotch on her elbow. Yet the bullies, being bullies, zeroed in on this, despite it being genuinely nbd. Because, well, look at her:
Hereβs what we learn in a flashback:
Opal was perched alone on a swing, her delicate figure appearing even more fragile as she gazed downwards. A group of older children, known as the school bullies, approached with intent. Their leader, a boy taller than the rest with a cruel smirk, zeroed in on Opal, mocking her for the unique patterns on her skin and her distinct white hair, attributes that made her stand out in a crowd. From a distance, Willowβs protective instincts flared with indignation. This day was etched in her memoryβthe day she defended her sister. In the dream, she relived that courageous moment, walking up to the bullies with resolute steps, her heart pounding but her voice unwavering. βLeave her alone,β Willow commanded, positioning herself in front of Opal, shielding her from the bulliesβ cruel words. Taken aback by her assertiveness, the bullies turned their ridicule towards Willow. βAnd what about you? Going to run and tattle?β The leader sneered, stepping menacingly closer to Willow. Unflinching, Willow met his gaze with a steely resolve. βYou wonβt hurt her,β she declared, her voice imbued with a bravery that surpassed her youth. βWeβre not intimidated by you.β The bulliesβ laughter, their bravado diminishing under Willowβs steadfast stare. After a tense standoff, they retreated, offering weak excuses as they left. Opal, lifting her gaze to Willow, expressed silent gratitude and deep admiration. Willow responded by draping a comforting arm around her, a protective act that conveyed more than words ever could.Β
Given this new information, it seems Opalβs vitiligo isnβt a tiny patch. Iβm inclined to believe itβs the subject of ridicule because itβs so noticeable, like Willowβs vitiligo.
But thereβs a bigger story here: Opal has white hair??? When did that happen???? Did she start dying it orange later on??? Does it turn orange when she activates her quirk and scowls down da haterz???? Can an Apple Black fan fill me in???? Because whatβ I do not say this lightlyβ the fuck.
This is either a huge error they didnβt catch, or WhytManga is even more hands-off with this book than we realize.
Orβ¦
The third option unfolds: Opal is now being retconned into having super special vitiligo for extra diversity points.
This wonβt be the first Opal-related retconning. I know I said last post I wouldnβt get into it, I swear I wouldnβt get into it, but I guess Iβm getting into it! That wasnβt even me trying to be a tease or do a bit, at the time I didnβt think Opal Wantmore lore would be so relevant. But foolish, foolish me. Opal is the Poochie of the Apple Black universe, and not just because everyone needs to ask βWhereβs Opal?β when sheβs not on screen. But her true claim to the Poochie crown is the fact that she was pretty clumsily and abruptly retconned into the story, and everyoneβs chugging along as if sheβd been there the whole time.
Now please note, I havenβt witnessed this firsthand, since Saturday AM puts a hefty and confusing price tag on their back issues. Earlier versions of Apple Black are being memory holeβd pretty hard, and I donβt know if Iβd be throwing away $36 just to get the βupdatedβ version of Apple Black.
According to my insider sources of unfortunate SatAM fans, if you read Apple Black since day 1, Opal wasnβt around until much later. When she showed up, the cast acted like sheβs always been there. Meanwhile, Whyt tweaked the content in the tankobon releases- so Opalβs now showing up in chapter 2 and immediately part of The Gang. He then carried on with new chapters as if sheβd been a character the whole time.
I know thatβs a pretty wild claim, but check this out:
Opal wasnβt in any of the early character popularity polls (the most recent on Whytβs Deviantart dated at 2017, note the year in the lower right corner)
β¦and the earliest appearance of Opal on his Deviantart, dated in 2019:
Now when we go to the accompanying YouTube speedpaint, we learn that this is a βnew characterβ set to debut in the middle of volume 3 (but weβre also reassured that Whyt had her planned from the beginning! donβt worry! He totally knows what heβs doing!). He then shares that her βcurrent character design is actually influenced by my babes character design, some of you know what I'm talking about, wink wink.β My interpretation: this is his gfβs character, and she strongarmed him into rewriting his entire manga so their daughteru Opal was given a bigger role in the school play.
Anyway, not saying this as a βgotcha,β (Iβm sure Whyt, the very cool very tough guy that he is, has plenty of reasons why she didnβt debut in volume 3). Iβm saying this as proof that Opal was abruptly retconned, since if you pick up Apple Black Volume 1 off of a shelf, sheβll show up in chapter 2.
I know this revelation is a solid place to end this segment, but one more nitpick before we move on. Let me back up to the section where we learn Opal now has vitiligo⦠this sentence, specifically:
A group of older children, known as the school bullies, approached with intent.
Theyβre βknown as the school bulliesβ? Theyβre not the school bullies, theyβre known as the school bullies? Is that how this gang is addressed when they get together at Applebees? Will the staff, happy to see their regulars, greet them with βHey, School Bullies! Get in here, thereβs a deal on boneless wings today!β
Shit like this makes me think this book is adding extra fluff to stretch their word count.